This is a song I actually wrote a couple of years ago, but I thought I’d do a take of it in Mixcraft for 9/19. It’s an absolutely TASTELESS ode to my favorite Robot Master. ;D Happy Quick Day, everyone!
Well I knew this game would satisfy
When that one speed demon caught my eye
In the top right corner of my menu screen
You were red and shiny as a brand new bike
Sleek and cocky, just the way I like
Thought I could battle you all day, if you know what I mean
Well I’ve had 7 bots in a few short hours
Went to their rooms and saw their powers
None of them did a thing for me, it’s true…
Yeah, Bubble was easy, and Wood was fine
And Flash stopped the clock to buy his cannon some time…
But I need it hard and fast, so I’ve come to you!
Quickie, I can hear your motor run
Open up that gate and let’s have some fun
I brought 2 E-tanks and a can of W.D.
These killer beams can’t bring me down
Just like a boomerang, I come back around
'Cause Quickie, you've made an addict out of me!
I’ve been fallin’ through these holes all day
But you know I just can’t keep away
'Cause for you I'd overcome most anything
Now I’d take down any miniboss
And there ain’t no pit I wouldn’t cross
Just to get another shot of your gasoline! (Fill ‘er up!)
Yeah, spikes and water were too much hassle
So I just gave up on that lousy castle
Now we got time to play the whole night through
Gonna make you twist, gonna make you shout
Till your circuits fry and smoke comes out
And you can’t shoot off until I tell you to!
(I told you it was tasteless!)